Jordan Ross Meyers

I was born an elderly Jew in the Valley, in 1986. I ventured far, far away (3 exits down the 405) and became a UCLA Bruin. My hobbies include delusions of grandeur and avoiding direct sunlight. 

Brianna Blacet

Yes, I’m laughing at you. Don’t take it personally. My great genius is discovering Jordan’s great genius and making chili. If I’m not here, I’m floating along a coral reef in the Caribbean.

Jen Bennington

Real-life housewife and introvert. Online a thank-Heaven-there’s-a-mute button-does-she-ever-stop-typing extrovert. Lover of all things crap TV.