A Love Letter to Captain Lee



Captain Lee, the Stud of the Sea
Sexiest captain the world’s ever seen

Those who serve on your boats are the luckiest crew
Except, of course, if they don’t listen to you

He’s fair! He’s direct! He’s as clear as can be
So if you’re screwing up, don’t say “it’s not me”

Don’t you sulk, don’t you grumble, just polish that chrome
Or you’ll be the next goddamn one to get a coach ticket home

Brianna

Yes, I’m laughing at you. Don’t take it personally. My great genius is discovering Jordan’s great genius and making chili. If I’m not here, I’m floating along a coral reef in the Caribbean.

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