Captain Lee, the Stud of the Sea
Sexiest captain the world’s ever seen
Those who serve on your boats are the luckiest crew
Except, of course, if they don’t listen to you
He’s fair! He’s direct! He’s as clear as can be
So if you’re screwing up, don’t say “it’s not me”
Don’t you sulk, don’t you grumble, just polish that chrome
Or you’ll be the next goddamn one to get a coach ticket home
Brianna
Yes, I’m laughing at you. Don’t take it personally. My great genius is discovering Jordan’s great genius and making chili. If I’m not here, I’m floating along a coral reef in the Caribbean.