Can We Talk About Candiace’s Damn Tissues For a Minute?


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Before I start, I have to say that I know what you’re thinking right now. You think I’m about to jump on the bandwagon with everyone else and talk about how completely insane Candiace Dillard from Real Housewives of Potomac looks every time she does Kleenex origami and starts poking her eyes out with it.

Well, you’re right. Sort of.

I mean, don’t get me wrong–that girl’s a drama queen supreme. The butter knives? I can’t. And she does cry a ridiculous amount.

But have you met her mom? I mean, Candiace got a purse in her face, followed by a dramatic re-enactment of the incident on the reunion. The same mom diagnosed her as bipolar. Then, on national TV she says “You’re the narcissist, you’re the brat, you’re the little princess, you’re the diva. That’s you,” as she counts off each insult on her fingers. Did she learn that in her psychology internship?

Yeah, Candiace is super annoying. But her mom is freakin’ next level. I cut her a little slack for that.

But here’s the part where I really take Candiace’s side–with the tissues. I mean, a girl’s gotta wear eyeliner, right? Who’s got time to do their makeup again in the middle of the day? But despite the fact that I spend a stupid amount of time on my eye makeup every day, it never occurred to me to daintily fold a tissue into a triangle and dab it into the corner of my eye like a damn debutante.

So, in anticipation of all of the eyeliner I’ll never have to re-apply in the middle of the day again, I raise a glass to you, Candiace Dillard. Thanks, girl.

Brianna

Yes, I’m laughing at you. Don’t take it personally. My great genius is discovering Jordan’s great genius and making chili. If I’m not here, I’m floating along a coral reef in the Caribbean.

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