I’m very sorry folks, but the finale bored me to tears. I generally re-watch the episode so I can give…
Can you see it? Just off in the distance there. The end of this slow boat ride around Mallorca is…
I honestly feel like a broken record at this point. Either that or we’ve gone into some weird BDM version…
In the preview trailer for Season 8 of Below Deck, Captain Lee said, “There’s no crying in yachting.” I hate…
So the trashfish troupe who’ve been swimming in alcohol instead of the briny Med decide that the party’s over and…
We open with Jess’s heart still beating fast and Malia telling her to take deep breaths. We really all should…
I’ve decided that Aesha is a magical unicorn fairy godmother made out of four-leaf clovers. It’s no revelation that I…
The Motor Yacht Hypocrisy, or the Titanic 2.0 if you prefer, is continuing full speed ahead toward that iceberg of…
I have to say, the rum helped take the edge off, but what really saved me watching this episode was…
Peter Benchley’s Jaws quote, “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water,” is running through…